Notorious Nineteen (2020)

Notorious Nineteen New Jersey bounty hunter Stephanie Plum is certain of three truths People don t just vanish into thin air Never anger old people And don t do what Tiki tells you to do After a slow summer of chasing l
  • Title: Notorious Nineteen
  • Author: Janet Evanovich
  • ISBN: -
  • Page: 493
  • Format: Hardcover
  • Notorious Nineteen
    New Jersey bounty hunter Stephanie Plum is certain of three truths People don t just vanish into thin air Never anger old people And don t do what Tiki tells you to do After a slow summer of chasing low level skips for her cousin Vinnie s bail bonds agency, Stephanie Plum finally lands an assignment that could put her checkbook back in the black Geoffrey Cubbin, facinNew Jersey bounty hunter Stephanie Plum is certain of three truths People don t just vanish into thin air Never anger old people And don t do what Tiki tells you to do After a slow summer of chasing low level skips for her cousin Vinnie s bail bonds agency, Stephanie Plum finally lands an assignment that could put her checkbook back in the black Geoffrey Cubbin, facing trial for embezzling millions from Trenton s premier assisted living facility, has mysteriously vanished from the hospital after an emergency appendectomy Now it s on Stephanie to track down the con man Unfortunately, Cubbin has disappeared without a trace, a witness, or his money hungry wife Rumors are stirring that he must have had help with the daring escape or that maybe he never made it out of his room alive Since the hospital staff s lips seem to be tighter than the security, and it s hard for Stephanie to blend in to assisted living, Stephanie s Grandma Mazur goes in undercover But when a second felon goes missing from the same hospital, Stephanie is forced into working side by side with Trenton s hottest cop, Joe Morelli, in order to crack the case.The real problem is, no Cubbin also means no way to pay the rent Desperate for money or maybe just desperate Stephanie accepts a secondary job guarding her secretive and mouthwatering mentor Ranger from a deadly Special Forces adversary While Stephanie is notorious for finding trouble, she may have found a little than she bargained for this time around Then again a little food poisoning, some threatening notes, and a bridesmaid s dress with an excess of taffeta never killed anyone or did they If Stephanie Plum wants to bring in a paycheck, she ll have to remember No guts, no glory
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    1. I don t understand why everyone is complaining about the formatting of the books They are cupcakes for the brain we know it, Janet knows it, so stop expecting a gourmet meal Sometimes you just need a funny little fluffer nutter of a book to rip through in 90 minutes flat and then promptly forget I will impatiently buy this book in hardcover, love it, and leave it to the maelstrom of eager female family members.

    2. September 19th, 2012 Please, PLEASE let this be the last book At this point I m only reading out of loyalty, and because I want to see who Stephanie ends up with With the same jokes and the same back and forth between Morelli and Ranger, I m definitely ready to say goodbye to this series Even though it should have ended several books ago, when it s finally over I ll look back on it fondly for what it used to be.January 26th, 2013 Just finished reading this and it was SO much better than the last [...]

    3. on the list only because i ve invested than enough of my time on this serieswhat s a few hours will stephanie finally decide not a chance in hell and i really think it s time to let go of the whole Morelli Ranger Stephanie sexual tension nonsense that went away about 7 books ago now it s just sexual stupidity, with a side of slut but who am i to judge but honestly, that theme is older than grandma mazur for crying out loud give us a new character or something to care about As always, i m sure [...]

    4. Check out this review and others like it at BadAssBookReviews2.5 stars I started this book with a lot of hope But ultimately, it was the same as the earlier books This book is not great It is of the same, but it does have a few laugh out loud moments I feel like I should explain where I am coming from on this series I don t happily or easily give this book a low rating The Stephanie Plum series now has 19 regular novels and several in between novellas The first book was published in 1994 1994 a [...]

    5. Second ReviewAll though I love the series, and this book was no less funny, I was waiting for something different It is finally time for change, Stephanie has to finally decide who wants to have a relationship with.First reviewI have loved this series from the start I have read all eighteen books and I can wait to read Notorious Nineteen.Chapter One had me laughing out loud, good thing I was home With this series you have to carefully choose where you are going to read, because people are going [...]

    6. Just a note I totally LOVE the fact that Stephanie has BOTH Ranger and Morelli in her life Personally, I never want her to choose just one to be involved with I think it would destroy much of what makes this series work so well I love the interplay and tensionAlthough I read this book on the date of release as always with an Evanovich Plum release , am just now getting to post my review.I was a bit disappointed in what I considered to be a lack of details about Grandma Mazur s undercover work, b [...]

    7. I hate myself Not because I read this book No, see, it s like the fact that I read this book is evidence that I obviously hate myself.No growth No change I don t really expect either of those things to happen, but I keep hoping.And as much as I hate myself for admitting it, Stephanie Plum stuffing a body into a car trunk is still funny None of the rest of the reoccuring themes are still funny, but I did laugh at that one I m sure it wasn t all to do with the beer And it won t be funny the next [...]

    8. I hadn t yet been reading the Audible Audio Edition of Notorious Nineteen for eight minutes when bounty hunter Stephanie Plum s latest car gratuitously gets blown up I should have realized that that was an omen.It s all gotten so hackneyed The exploding cars, the eternal tug between sexy and dangerous Joe Morelli and sexier and dangerous Ranger, the slapstick apprehension attempts Lula and Grandma Mazur, both of whom used to be comically eccentric, have now descended into idiocy Really it s got [...]

    9. There is no reason to review the plot because at this point it never changes I think it was Hard Eight where Stephanie finally sleeps with Ranger that the series jumped the shark The real mystery is why I keep reading this drivel Another mystery I ponder is how Evanovich gets away with selling books that are basically paint by number This is mind crack and I need to quit my addiction Is it too much to hope that book twenty will finally resolve some things Please It s enough to drive this Jersey [...]

    10. Last year when I discovered the Stephanie Plum books, I read the first twelve in 8 days I was in love, I couldn t get enough Now, I m just reading because I feel obligated and for the most part I m not even really enjoying them.Character development stopped at least five books ago, with nothing new or unexpected since then The whole Ranger Steph Morelli bit is getting really old, and to be honest the only reason I m still reading is waiting for one of them to pick At this point, I d even be happ [...]

    11. 3 Ho Hum stars Pick me Joe, pick me I want you Ranger can have Stephanie Just let this end already A few funny moments, but it s basically the same old stuff Unfortunately it s my need to know who Stephanie ends up with that keeps me coming back to this series I love Joe, but now I m starting to wonder how dumb he might be I think he s been shot one too many times Stephanie s not all that great and he keeps coming back for abuse from her He seems to like getting dumped by her and it doesn t bot [...]

    12. Have you ever heard the expression, I may be easy, but I m not cheap I m thinking this is Stephanie s motto these days and it pissed me off.Ranger tells Stephanie that he is going to an event and needs a date who will watch his back So, how should she respond A Of course I ll help you, Ranger You have saved my life over and over again and you are constantly giving me cars and help whenever I ask It s the least I can do.B I ll help you, but I won t sleep with you because I am in a committed relat [...]

    13. A real slow starter but picked up toward 43% of the book I can say it was the same ole, same ole I liked 18 as it looked like the story might finally be moving along but nope the beginning of 19 we are back in the same plot rut.I thought okay finally Stephanie is going to be working with Morelli This could bring back the dynamics of book one It didn t happen, in fact this book made Joe look even of a moron than before It s pretty bad that Ranger has to save them both Ranger does so much for her [...]

    14. I am so over this series, I don t know why I bother to continue reading these books Oh yeah, I just remembered Ranger and Morelli At least I ve wised up enough to get them from the library.

    15. 2 maybe 2.5 starsRecommendation If you want to read this book DO NOT BUY IT Get it from your library or a friend It s simply not worth the money.Hmmm In books 16 17, Stephanie walked the wild side, with uninhibited language and sex lots of rude, crude, crass, and over the top, even for Stephanie Plum In book 18, it took forever to get the story of what really happened in Hawaii especially between Ranger and Morelli And the story left us hanging me with the idea that Steph was going to end up pre [...]

    16. Read the first few pages and I am hooked already Stephanie Lulayou ladies still shock me and keep me laughing Ready for the book to come out already

    17. Let s be honest If you ve read one Stephanie Plum book, you ve basically read them all The general plot points are always the same Stephanie and Lula go out roaming the streets looking for skips The skips always manage to escape, so Stephanie and Lula resort to eating chicken and donuts Undoubtedly, Stephanie s car somehow always manages to get blown up Since Stephanie never has any food at her own apartment, her mother makes dinner and drinks her special iced tea simply to make it through famil [...]

    18. Enough, Already An Open Letter to Janet EvanovichDear Janet if I may be so bold ,Maybe it s me, but I doubt that After you ve written what is it 50 51 novels all told, I think you re losing steam Notorious Nineteen is, of course, the 19th in your Stephanie Plum series, and it shows Here are a few of the most prominent signs Not one but two cars Stephanie is driving are blown up Lula consumes at least 8,000 calories of junk food in a single day Ranger rescues Stephanie from imminent death not onc [...]

    19. I swear Evanovich is using auto complete to write these mysteries Here s what s happening after 20 pages or so Stephanie s car gets blown up, Lula is called fat by two characters, Stephanie s mother makes fried chicken and chocolate cake and drinks iced tea , and Stephanie says Get a grip twice Sound familiar They should all have all happened or been said in the last, oh, 19 books or so Time for a change The only thing keeping me going with this book is I m listening to it and Lorelei King s nar [...]

    20. An extra fun outing for Stephanie and the gang This one seemed even hilarious than some of the past adventures There was a segment of several pages near the end which I could barely read because I was laughing so hard The main mystery took quite an interesting turn Going back to the comedic element, Janet Evanovich reached new heights with a twist in the saga of burning exploding vehicles.

    21. I have been hooked from the start I can not get tired of them I have never been able to just bust out laughing while reading a book until I found them Janet evanovich is best author EVER In my opinion anyway.

    22. Steph has been juggling the same two guys for 19 years By my calculations, this hottie crew is pushing 50 Janet, put us out if our misery and make her choose one and settle down already

    23. Oh dear Janet, we love Stephanie Plum, but its getting harder and harder to keep shelling out 32.99 for each new book The latest, Notorious Nineteen is soooooo lame Let me list my objections, and remember I have been buying and reading the books since they began in the 80 s Sigh First I pick up the book and it looks to have about a hundred printed words on each page I know I am getting older but the font doesn t have to be that big I am suspicious immediately that Janet may not have much to say [...]

    24. I gave this one 2.5 stars Honestly, I don t know what to say There were a few moments that I laughed at something in the plot line but overall I found my mind drifting off and wondering who would play the next Ranger in a Stephanie Plum movie To summarize this story it will be difficult so hold on Stephanie s car blows up, her and Lula eat junk food, someone calls Lula fat, Steph flip flops between Ranger and Morelli, psychos come after Steph, and her grandmother causes havoc somewhere.Guess it [...]

    25. I keep reading this series Even while I m reading it and getting and bored and frustrated, I just keep reading Why do I do this I m not really sure, except for the fact that I m ever hopeful that Stephanie will finally make up her mind between Ranger and Morelli I m fairly certain the end choice will be Morelli, if only because his life is conducive to marriage and family, but I WANT it to be Ranger Ranger seems to respect Stephanie He trusts her to work for him even though, let s face ite s [...]

    26. This book was the best in the series in quite a while, I think The things that have put me off in the last couple of books were less out front in this book including the language and the sex Stephanie Plum is still a bounty hunter in Trenton New Jersey and she still has to catch the skips or fail to make her rent Lula is still her side kick and file clerk friend who gets them both into trouble every day than most folks find in a life time Grandma is still feisty and driving Stephanie s mom to d [...]

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